EPIPHANY OF EXAMS - UGLR/S1/L100-300

I do not know how this report made its way to your facebook wall or the Notice Board because it was just a 'lazy' student's account of what preparations 'serious' students make to justify their inclusion in a sacrilegious course they wish they had not started. As said in an Akan adage, they can now not stop because, they have started. During my first lecture, I had to go to the washroom to look myself up in the mirror because I felt I was at the wrong place. Frightened by appearances and ascent. Mc-de-wio was my Saviour. He reminded me of the entrance examination and how people had come with more experience, affluence and influence; he further spoke about that grueling encounter at the interview. "Masa, don't fear, you will survive" Then lectures continued, contributions were massive and books were displayed. Tutorials followed and gradually, some separation was automatically done. Lazy from the hardworking, women from girls and men from boys. Not all three were based on academics though. Truly and verily, people are different in all fields of endeavour. Raw talk, polished talk, respect, disrespect and... pardon my ignorance, what does one mean when he says someone has attitude? I hear people say so about others but, coming from a bush school, hmmm, I don't understand. Now, I heard about examination, later, there was a 7.30am time table, it was changed to 11.30am and 2.30pm. I was still a stranger in the Faculty; in fact I still am a stranger. I heard about some learning stratification and decided to use part of the time 'we' claim to be insufficient to find out and inform you. You are in this habit of calling people gossips, this is not gossiping. I am only a good samaritan, spending part of my precious time to inform you. You may not know; hmmmmmm, some are called, 24/7, some too tutorial rooms, some also, library and many more. How are you called? Outstanding learning class of L300, check out for your name; VAT, SHOUT, GROBA, YAY, DAY, AC, MAK, ANGLE, IRE etc. I looked through curiously and there was not a single male. But I have been seeing some male competing with these serious students, where are they? Ah! I see, they call them Faculty soldiers; KIA, WON, ESQ, EY, AKOLO, OMAN and MQ. Before my name is added to the list of students classified as not serious, let me read one case and will come back for the continuation. Happy New Year and Better Exams results.