OF CASES, TALKS, GOSSIP AND BIRTHDAYS

Welcome my brothers and sisters from only seven days of self use, misuse, disuse and abuse. Welcome from seven days of inchoate recovery, discovery and 'uncovery'. Hmmmmmmmm! I guess some made a lot of everything from friends, laurels, money, strength, emotions and lovers. Some also made a lot of enemies, clothes, shoes, cash and I have seen some new phones, ipads and laptops. I do not intend to talk about you but forgive me if I end up sharing that secret. It is not even a secret because you told me, Martha and Henry at the phone shop the last time we met. I forgot to hint you that he has already told Nii, Abusua, Gloria and Valerie. Yea, he also told Tina, Shirley and Leslie; I am not saying he is a gossip ooo, he was only telling them how we met at that shop and the story you told us about yourself. I will not tell a lot of people, I will just put it on facebook. Friends, the seven days appeared short to all of us but was full of events. I will just summerise as Nana Oye did in the first six pages of her cv and proceed to expatiate in the rest of the pages as she did in her ....paged cv. I forgot about the stress of the exams after the prayers and settled at C41; Mensah Sabbah Main Hall. The fried yams smelt good so we opted for nothing but pork. The driver of the night: NII, was good (not better because 'good is better than better' Prof Frempong Boateng). We went to Adenta, Lapaz, Cicle then finally Osu but did not get pork so we opted for something else. That is not your business. I told you it is a summary. We got to Okponglo at about 2am only to work as NADMO. Hmmmm, two beautiful girls and a foolish, please do NOT complain about the word, trapped in a mangled taxi. Oh! May their souls rest in peace. Did you also see her dress? The stylish legs with the beads on it? You missed it, bad boy. Bow your head in shame and read Wenkyiwaa v Wireduaa. My room mates and I were on campus for two more days and saw a lot of things. Mmmmmmmm? But for the inability of the rat to pound fufu in its hole, it will enjoy it. Criss-crosses. Eiiii! You too? I met you and ..... see, look at you. I will not say it. Henry will tell them. He was with me when we saw you. Why did you reject my offer to take you out? Is it because my car was dirty that day? Ok, now I have washed it. Let's make else I will tell them where I met you. Why do people wish the downfall of others? I can see my mates reading Hodgson v the Republic, Nyaamah v Amponsah and, and, and many more and you are asking me to tell you stories? You are wicked. No wonder Jerry and Irene were saying it yesterday after lectures. Is it true Matina was angry because it was revealed that, she will give out toffees? Or there was some other reason? Mati! Don't get me wrong oo. Me and you de33333, I heard that guy is gossiping that me koraaa, I am seeing you behind close doors. Like e go beee papa. If so, pene pr3ko. Any way friends, enjoy the weekend. I am going to Akatsi to observe the eleven against zero match. Where is Lorlornyo? I have not seen Mr. Quaye too. Is it true that Nii has been denied access to his own room? Well, I just heard it. These porters are wicked oo. Why did I forget this? Level 300 and 400 men please leave that girl alone. Every guy, Reaches out, Intimacy is, Completely his, Agenda. She is also here to study, read cases, talk law, gossip and celebrate birthdays like my mama. Awake.